Native English Teacher Class Recipe

Ingredients:
1 Korean English Teacher
1 Native English Teacher
1 Large Teacher's Lounge
25-35 adolescent Koreans (homogeneous gender)
1 Modern English Room
1 flat-screen touch sensitive projection television
1 computer with Internet Connection
1 A/C unit
1 microphone
1 English Learning DVD

Instructions:
Prepare instruction by placing Korean English Teacher and Native English Teacher in large teacher's lounge. Set aside and allow time to deliberate. Measure Korean students temperatures for evidence of debilitating and/or infectious diseases.*

Combine the two (2) teachers, the Korean students, and the Modern English Room. Add A/C, computer, and flat-screen touch sensitive projection television. Allow time for students to become fully quiescent. Add microphone and English Learning DVD.

Stew for 45 minutes. Korean teacher inhibits uprising while the Native English teacher interjects experience to facilitate cultural experience.**

Serve Native English Class along side Korean English Grammar class.


* Not necessary to clean aural thermometer between uses.
** Add pictures, songs, games, food, etc. to supplement cultural experience when appropriate and always to taste.